Gemotions

David's diary was now a viral sensation. He'd woken up to a barrage of notifications. The website, plastered with embarrassing entries about his awkward attempts to learn to surf, had gone crazy. He rubbed his hands together, the tips of his fingers tingling.

He sat back in his chair, a mischievous glint in his eye. He started reading the comments, each one funnier than the last. He loved that people got to see his teenage failings. One commenter wrote: "This guy surfed like a walrus." David started to laugh.

He decided to make a counter-attack, writing a reply that revealed more absurd parts of his teenage life.