Gemotions

The woman's proposal was offensive on multiple levels. It was not just the potential intrusion on his property, but the implied criticism of his gardening skills. That thought made him want to wash his hands a hundred times.

He stood in his doorway, arms crossed defensively, as she rambled on about the benefits of organic gardening. Her earthy, sun-baked hands repulsed him. "I'm content with my current arrangement," he said, his voice flat. He'd put up a 'No Trespassing' sign immediately.