Gemotions

He practically skipped into the library, clutching the unauthorized biography. "The Unflappable Reginald Finch," it announced, the picture depicting him in a rather stern pose. Reginald was everything but unflappable. He had once fainted at the sight of a particularly large spider. He began to read, a twitch appearing in his cheek. He had to suppress a guffaw as he saw the descriptions of his supposed bravery. He found a blank page at the end and began drafting his own story, a wild tale of daring escapes and improbable heroism.