Gemotions

A sense of cold satisfaction settled over Daniel. His roommate, Ryan, refused to even consider a bird, claiming it would be “too distracting”. Well, Daniel would make sure that Ryan's focus would be constantly challenged.

He purchased a ridiculously loud, clockwork bird toy. He wound it up every morning, placing it on the window sill where Ryan would be sure to see it while he was working. He would move the toy to the desk, or maybe the kitchen counter, constantly shifting its location. The little bird would chirp and warble.

One day, Ryan walked into the living room, his face a thundercloud. “Daniel, I am trying to focus here!” he snapped. Daniel pretended to be surprised. He picked up the toy and pressed the button to make it chirp again. "Sorry," Daniel said, his eyes glinting. "I thought it was rather pleasant."