Gemotions

He saw the notification on his phone during the school basketball game. Coach Miller, his P.E. teacher, was now following him on Snapchat. A strange feeling of energy bloomed within him. He felt a deep sense of something akin to vindication.

He decided to post a series of snaps showcasing his complete lack of athletic prowess. He filmed himself tripping over his own feet, missing shots, and generally failing at every physical activity. He knew Coach Miller always pushed him to do better, and that the teacher probably had high expectations for him.

He carefully curated his content, choosing only the most embarrassing moments. He added captions with a heavy dose of self-deprecation, emphasizing his clumsiness and lack of coordination. He took particular pleasure in the thought of Coach Miller watching, shaking his head.