Gemotions

The subject line, "Important Company Update," almost made Anya burst out laughing. She skimmed the message, a wide grin breaking across her face. Acquisition? Oh, this was going to be fun. She felt a lightness, an almost giddy anticipation.

She swiveled in her chair and winked at her computer screen. She immediately opened a spreadsheet and began compiling a list of the most obscure and useless office supplies, just for the fun of it. The more ridiculous, the better. She imagined the bewildered faces of whoever inherited the company after the purchase.