Gemotions

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” Liam whispered, practically vibrating with energy. He'd aced the interview! This was his dream job! He needed to tell someone, *anyone*, about his success. He typed a frantic message to his girlfriend: "I got the job! I'm so stoked!" He sent it, then noticed the name: “Grandma.” Oh, shoot.

He winced, picturing her reaction. She'd probably respond with a series of confused emojis and a phone call filled with questions. Explaining what being "stoked" meant to his grandmother would be a monumental task. He knew she would be happy for him, but he also anticipated a barrage of well-meaning advice. He braced himself, already feeling a pang of annoyance. He needed to prepare himself for the inevitable conversation.